**As harry heads backstage after a brutal fight, he sees his pears before him. He slowly walks by them, slapping hands, and hugging. Many barely touch him,
since he's bleeding all over the place and even in the mouths of children. Poor pablo... Harry walks up to terri and then sees mongo**
: well tubby smith, how about we bang her one last time?
: you're kidding right.
: no... i need to stick my plug in some sort of socket. Even though I know, sticking it in that one will shock me the most.
: shouldn't you seek medical attention first?
: nah... i heal naturally.
: no selling prick...
: PARTY...
: don't you dare...
: TIME!!!!
: i'm going to suck you dry...
: infront of every man here, so they...
: what?
: i meant every man... not you.
: this is not a wise decision
: ....
: you sleep with her... on this day.. at this time... you will die in exactly 60 years.
: but i will be around 90 then... isn't that normal.
: without this lay, you would live three years longer.
: i see...
: well maybe you should sleep with her then
: maybe you should eat a zinger, you fat zit.
: the dangers of the world, can be avoided by simply getting checked out. STD's are a danger in this world...
**The captain planet kids combine there powers, they zap terri. Turning her into a hot piece of ass again**
: what happened...
: she's purty... i'll do her now.
: no... you had your chance. FUCK OFF!!!
**Bauer walks by and trips as he sees her beauty. A needle pops out of his jacket and stabs her in the arm.**
: NO!!!! My last dose of bauer power... that's not mine.
**Bauer walks away, as terri falls down. Mongo and harry help her up, but she has once again tranformed into a crack whore**
: I'll suck you penis for a hit or dash of the good stuff
: oh...
: god...
: NO!!!!
: what the hell?!?!?! BAUER!!!!!
: oops?
**Mongo chases bauer around while the benny hill song plays**
: well tubby smith, how about we bang her one last time?
: you're kidding right.
: no... i need to stick my plug in some sort of socket. Even though I know, sticking it in that one will shock me the most.
: shouldn't you seek medical attention first?
: nah... i heal naturally.
: no selling prick...
: PARTY...
: don't you dare...
: TIME!!!!
: i'm going to suck you dry...
: infront of every man here, so they...
: what?
: i meant every man... not you.
: this is not a wise decision
: ....
: you sleep with her... on this day.. at this time... you will die in exactly 60 years.
: but i will be around 90 then... isn't that normal.
: without this lay, you would live three years longer.
: i see...
: well maybe you should sleep with her then
: maybe you should eat a zinger, you fat zit.
: the dangers of the world, can be avoided by simply getting checked out. STD's are a danger in this world...
**The captain planet kids combine there powers, they zap terri. Turning her into a hot piece of ass again**
: what happened...
: she's purty... i'll do her now.
: no... you had your chance. FUCK OFF!!!
**Bauer walks by and trips as he sees her beauty. A needle pops out of his jacket and stabs her in the arm.**
: NO!!!! My last dose of bauer power... that's not mine.
**Bauer walks away, as terri falls down. Mongo and harry help her up, but she has once again tranformed into a crack whore**
: I'll suck you penis for a hit or dash of the good stuff
: oh...
: god...
: NO!!!!
: what the hell?!?!?! BAUER!!!!!
: oops?
**Mongo chases bauer around while the benny hill song plays**
